Stock Boy sort of
Joined on 7/7/04
You found the dead blue bird!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
You found the hidden skull!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!