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Level 35 Blank Slate
Ranked as Police Lieutenant
Recent Game Medals
Dead Bird 10 Points You found the dead blue bird! Medal Stats.
Weak Defense 10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh.... Medal Stats.
No Defense 10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk... Medal Stats.
Skull 5 Points You found the hidden skull! Medal Stats.
Got Soul Bangle 5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken! Medal Stats.
Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude. Medal Stats.
Electrocuted 10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller! Medal Stats.
Impalation 5 Points You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly! Medal Stats.
Halfsies 5 Points You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap! Medal Stats.
Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger! Medal Stats.
Total Medals Earned: 497 (From 56 different games.)
Plans to Fuck Alexis 15 Rated Stars The next installment in the series on how to get a teenage girl to have sex with you! Plans to Fuck Alexis 14 Rated Stars Long awaited new installment of the series about how to get a girl to fuck you! Insect Stings Rated Stars Educational flash about bee stings Plans to Fuck Alexis 13 Rated Stars 13th Episode of PTFA
Latest Favorite Movies
Throwback the Duck Ep. 0 Rated 4.1700 Stars In 1985, a young duck rises to the call to become the next great Nintendo icon. Drama MGS 3: Crab Battle Rated 4.3600 Stars Snake is in for the fight of his life against a foe unlike any he's ever encountered. Comedy - Parody coffee break Rated 4.1000 Stars A strange man begins to change his ways. Drama The White, The Black Rated 4.2200 Stars Might be disturbing. Please be warned. Action